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The WorldĄŻs Funniest Real Ads
Believe it or not, these ads actually found their way into newspapers all over the world:
Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.
Help wanted, singer for rock band. Must be female or male.
For sale, Hope Chest, brand new, half off, long story.
Help wanted, adult or mature teenager to baby-sit. One dollar an hour.
Lost: small brown poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, potty chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.
Four-posted bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.
Wanted: Part-time married girls for soda fountain in sandwich shop.
Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
Christmas sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to- find person.
Wanted, man to take care of cows that does not smoke or drink.
Three-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
Wanted. Widower with school-age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.
Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7 -- $9 per hour.
Our sofa seats the whole mob and it’s made of 100% Italian leather.
Full sized mattress. 20 year warranty. Like New. Slight urine smell.
Nordic Track $300 hardly used, call Chubby.
Joining nudist colony! Must sell washer and dryer $300.
Open house body shapers toning salon free coffee and donuts
Found: dirty white dog. Looks like a rat... been out while. Better be reward.
Exercise equipment: Queen Size Mattress & Box Springs - $175.
ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER.
Free Yorkshire Terrier: 8 years old. Hateful little dog.
Free puppies: ½ cocker spaniel, ½ sneaky neighbor’s dog.
Free puppies: part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.
German Shepherd, 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free.
Snow Blower for sale…only used on snowy days.
Bill’s Septic Cleaning: “We Haul American-Made Products."
Cows, calves never bred…also 1 gay bull for sale.
Nice Parachute – Never opened. Used once.
Hummels – Largest selection ever. "If it’s in stock, then we have it!"
1 man, 7 women hot tub. $850/offer.
Shakespeare’s Pizza. Free chopsticks.
Harrisburg Postal Employee Gun Club.
Tickle-Me-Elmo, still in box, comes with its own 1988 Ford Mustang, 5L, Auto, Excellent condition $6800.
questions to ask your new lover: what you were afraid to ask, but always wanted to know
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How To Do Something Great
I feel like that there are a few great things I’ve done in my life. Much like many of you I am not only got into personal productivity to get things done —
I want to do great things. Maybe even change the world kind of things. It’s one of the reasons I’m so passionate about the Web. I wrote about this way back
in 1999. I’ve always felt that the Web can enable great change and while I tend to look at things from a bit of a different angle now, I still believe that.
Anyway, I’ve been thinking quite a bit about what I need to do to do something great and I wanted to write about that here. I want you to keep in mind that
these are my opinions on what it takes to do something great and they’re very much open to interpretation.
Other, Thoughts on Doing Something Great
* You need focus. Doing something great needs great focus.
* You need to rid yourself of fear. Fear is often what’ll keep us from getting something done, let alone something great. Doing great things often requires
a person to take a risk or take a leap of faith. Failure is a possibility, sure, but so is something great. I know this is my biggest stumbling block.
* Sometimes “great” is simply really good. Great is rarely perfect. Seth Godin agrees with me that “perfect” is the enemy of the good. And the great. Don
’t let the drive for perfection keep you from doing something great.
* Treat every idea like it’s got possibilities. Sometimes great ideas don’t seem that great at the start. I think To-Done is pretty great, and it started
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* Starting is the hardest part. I’ve not read The Art of The Start (I plan to) but I do know that once you take that very first step forward things become
much easier.
* Doing something great requires a plan. Set your goal, make a plan, then act on it.
* An idea is only as good as its execution. I know people, everyday people like you and I, with great ideas, who just never do anything with them. For an
idea to be worth anything you’ve got to do something with it.
* You have to want it. Whatever it is. I have a motivational saying for myself: “Own it.” What I mean by that is I tell myself that an idea, or concept or
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attitude can work wonders.
I’d love to hear any suggestions you all might have, or the different insight towards doing something really great.
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